It's important to take time to laugh through out the day. Being silly and learning to laugh at yourself can go a long way. It can help you reduce stress, be more spontaneous, less self-conscious and more.
Take a few minutes to enjoy the following Short Funny Quotes and Short Funny Sayings.
I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde
Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone? -unknown
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. -Mark Twain
Constipated people don't give a crap. -unknown
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -Phyllis Diller
The only constant is change. -Bashar
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -Franklin P. Jones
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. -unknown
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. -unknown
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. -John Barrymore
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined .-Samuel Goldwyn
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. -unknown
If you can't convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. -Jim Loy
Thank God I’m an atheist. -unknown
Buy land. They've stopped making it. -Mark Twain
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk. -unknown
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. -unknown
Adults are just obsolete children. -Dr Seuss
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. -Benjamin Disraeli
When all else fails, read the instructions. -unknown
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely. -unknown
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -Ambrose Bierce
