Inspirational Retirement Quotes

Here's a collection of Inspirational Retirement Quotes that will inspire you and hopefully make you laugh.

Along with the inspiration and humor, there is also wisdom about life and how to enjoy the phase of life known as retired.

Enjoy this page of Inspirational Retirement Quotes.

As in all successful ventures,
the foundation of a good retirement is planning.
-Earl Nightingale

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
-Ella Harris

Retirement, a time to do what you want to do,
when you want to do it, where you want to do it,
and how you want to do it.
-Catherine Pulsifer

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work.
So I do it three or four times a day.
-Gene Perret

Rest is not idleness,
and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day,
listening to the murmur of the water,
or watching the clouds float across the sky,
is by no means a waste of time.
-J. Lubbock

Don't simply retire from something;
have something to retire to.
-Harry Emerson Fosdick

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
-Pooh's Little Instruction Book

I'm not just retiring from the company,
I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute,
my alarm clock, and my iron.
-Hartman Jule

I'm retired- goodbye tension, hello pension!

Don't act your age, in retirement.
Act like the inner young person you have always been.
-J. A. West

Retire from work, but not from life.
-M.K. Soni

More Inspirational Retirement Quotes

Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me.
I never had the time before
to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife,
the tree outside my very own front door.
And, the beauty of time itself.
-Hartman Jule

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous.
When I was sixty five I still had pimples.
-George Burns

Don't simply retire from something;
have something to retire to.
-Harry Emerson Fosdick

Retirement is wonderful.
It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
-Gene Perret

Retirement means doing whatever I want to do. It means choice.
-Dianne Nahirny

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
-Abe Lemons

When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

There is a whole new kind of life ahead,
full of experiences just waiting to happen.
Some call it "retirement." I call it bliss.
-Betty Sullivan

When a man retires,
his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
-Chi Chi Rodriguez

I have never liked working.
To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
-Danny McGoorty

Musicians don't retire;
they stop when there's no more music in them.
-Louis Armstrong

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement.
We tell 'em to get a life.
-Larry Laser

She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel.
I am who I am. I'm not going to change.
I'll settle down the day they put me in a six-foot pine box.
-Evel Knievel

Before deciding to take early retirement from your job,
stay home a week and watch daytime television.

I have retired, un retired, and retired again all in the past 10 years.
I find the biggest trouble with having NOTHING to do is,
you can't tell when you are done.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.
Women go right on cooking.
-Gail Sheehy

Retirement: No Job, No Stress, No Pay!

Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.

When a man retires
and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance,
his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
-R.C. Sheriff

He who laughs last at the boss's jokes
probably isn't far from retirement.

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