Laughter is the best medicine. Allow the following page to make you laugh and smile. Sometimes the easiest way to get inspired is to relax and laugh. Laughing puts you in a good mood, boosts your immune system, and is relaxing.
Enjoy the Hilarious Quotes below.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. -unknown
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. -Franklin P. Jones
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. -Mark Twain
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. -unknown
Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing. -Robert Benchley
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others -unknown
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have on something they don't need. -Will Rogers
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement -unknown
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!" -Willliam S. Burroughs
Rice is great when you're hungry and want two thousand of something. -Mitch Hedberg
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. -Charles Schulz
The army does more before 6am then I do all day. -unknown
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. -unknown
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. -Robert Frost
A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -Noel Coward
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained -Mark Twain
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. -Jane Wagner
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde
Flattery is telling other people exactly what they think of themselves. -unknown
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -Phyllis Diller
Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's remotely true! -Homer Simpson
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? -Bob Monkhouse
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. -Charles Lamb
An adult is someone who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle. -unknown
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others. -Mitch Hedberg
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words, words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency. -unknown
Why is it when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic? -Lily Tomlin
