Funny Inspirational Quotes

This page is a collection of Funny Inspirational Quotes.

Having fun is what life is all about. The quotes below are inspiring, witty, and most importantly funny. Kick back, enjoy the quotes, and have a laugh or two, but don't let the inspirational wisdom pass you by.

Enjoy this page of Funny Inspirational Quotes.

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself
for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-John Boswell

The only place where success comes before work
is in the dictionary.
-Vidal Sassoon

For every minute you are angry,
you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The elevator to success is out of order.
You'll have to use the stairs...
one step at a time.
-Joe Girard

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

The reason so few people are successful
is no one has yet found a way
for someone to sit down and slide uphill.
-W. Clement Stone

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

To think is easy.
To act is hard.
But the hardest thing in the world
is to act in accordance with your thinking.

Here's something to think about:
How come you never see a headline like
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
-Jay Leno

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
-Billie Burke

More Funny Inspirational Quotes

The minute you settle for less than you deserve,
you get even less than you settled for.
-Maureen Dowd

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence,
and then success is sure.
-Mark Twain

If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

If you think you are too small to be effective,
you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

The difference between genius and stupidity is;
genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein

Families are like fudge...
mostly sweet with a few nuts.

If you wish to make a man your enemy,
tell him simply, "You are wrong."
This method works every time."
-Henry Link

If you're headed in the wrong direction,
God allows U-turns.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh
at yourself.
-Ethel Barrymore

You can't depend on your judgment
when your imagination is out of focus.
-Mark Twain

When you do not know what you are doing
and what you are doing is the best,
that is inspiration.
-Robert Bresson

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
-David Rosam

If you don’t know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
-Yogi Berra

It took me fifteen years to discover
I had no talent for writing,
but I couldn’t give it up
because by then I was too famous.
-Robert Benchley

It takes less time to do things right
than to explain why you did it wrong.
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
-Mae Wes

Luck is what you have left over
after you give 100 percent.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute.
That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein

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