Cute Funny Sayings

The following page is a collection of Cute Funny Sayings.

Humor is such an important part of life. Do you remember the last time you laughed so hard you couldn't breath? How about laughing so hard you started to cry?

Laughing is a powerful and natural part of being alive, it will reduce stress and give you a brighter point of view on life. Take sometime to laugh everyday, at the least it'll put you in a good mood. Enjoy this page of Cute Funny Sayings.



Look how often the unexpected happens,
yet we still never expect it.
-Ashleigh Brilliant



I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman
where the Self Help section was.
She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
-Dennis Miller



One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown
is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
-Bertrand Russell



Life is like a beautiful melody,
only the lyrics are messed up.
-Hans Christian Andersen



An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes
which can be made in a very narrow field.
-Niels Bohr



Crackpot is an excellent job
because the expectations are so low.
No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.
-Scott Adams



Education is when you read the fine print.
Experience is what you get if you don't.
-Pete Seeger



Life is a great big canvas,
and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
-Danny Kaye



If you have something to say and say nothing,
you are really telling a lie.
-Ashleigh Brilliant



When I was 5 years old,
my mom always told me
that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what
I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down "happy".
They told me I didn't understand the assignment
and I told them they didn't understand life.
-unknown



Born to be wild,
live to outgrow it.
-unknown



Life is like a taxi.
The meter just keeps a-ticking
whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
-Lou Erickso



The miracle is not to fly in the air,
or to walk on the water,
but to walk on the earth.
-Chinese Proverb



I think I've discovered the secret of life,
you just hang around until you get used to it.
-Charles Schulz


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