Cute Funny Quotes
This page is a collection of Cute Funny Quotes.
quotes are a great way to make you smile or cheer up a friend. Read
through the quotes below to lighten up your day. As you read and laugh,
you'll be amazed at how much wisdom is contained in some of these Funny Quotes and Cute Funny Sayings.
If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism;
if you steal from many, it's research.
I don't understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a
short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
Advice is what we ask for
when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Always and never are two words
you should always remember never to use.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute.
Never tell your problems to anyone,
20% don't care and the other 80%
are glad you have them.
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
We never really grow up.
We just learn how to act in public.
It's always darkest before the dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
is that it has never tried to contact us.
Nothing is as frustrating
as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Life doesn't imitate art,
it imitates bad television.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
My grandfather likes to give me advice,
but he's a little forgetful.
One day, he took me aside
and left me there.
We don't stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
-George Bernard Shaw
Adults are always asking kids
what they want to be when they grow up
because they are looking for ideas.
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult
while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Life is like an onion:
You peel it off one layer at a time,
and sometimes you weep.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up,
but a comedy in long-shot.
When a girl marries
she exchanges the attentions of many men
for the inattention of one.
The 50-50-90 rule:
anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong.
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